you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy
me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Rodimus:Police officer. Trying to work his way up to being captain. Think's he'll never be as good as Orion Pax. Is correct.
Minimus:Police officer, a sergeant who doesn't stop working and won't accept a report if it isn't absolutely perfect.
Prowl:Police Officer, Detective, partners with Chromedome. One of the best detectives in the precinct, but not very well liked. Has gone through many partners due to everyone's hatred towards him. They usually end up requesting a new partner. Chromedome is his latest one, and everyone bets on how long he'll last.
Springer:Police officer, currently captain. A bit tense and doing his best to remember what Kup taught him. Makes some mistakes but is a good captain.
Chromedome:Police officer, transferred to a new precinct so he can be closer and live with Rewind. Only moved in with his boyfriend recently. A bit weirded out by Prowl.
Rewind:Data Analyst, loves his job more than anything and will analyze data out of work. Records everything, much to everyone's annoyance.
Whirl:Security guard/bouncer. Will fuck you up. Has gotten fired for starting bar fights, and not stopping them like she's supposed to. Lets underage people in clubs, even though she can tell when somoene has a fake ID.
Megatron:Used to be the leader of a gang, ex-hitman ect. Should be in jail, and thinks his gang has scattered and is no more, unfortunately, this is not the case. Now has picked up a job as an English teacher at a public school. Refuses to give up information to the cops about his gang, even though it's a case they haven't been able to solve in years.
Drift:What does he do? How does he get so much money? No one knows.
Ratchet:Head surgeon at the local hospital, also owns a clinic near the apartment block that offers free medical care to those who can't afford it. He works A LOT. Spends more time at the clinic and the hospital than he does at home.
Tarn:Took over as leader of the gang after Megatron left. Has much rage at Megatron's abandonment, and is looking for him everywhere. Will not stop if anyone gets in his way. Lots of white collar crime, and will plan heists and kill/torture people for money.
Pharma:Is almost equal to Ratchet in rank, but not quite. Is incredibly resentful about it because he thinks he is the better doctor. Scoffs at Ratchet's medical clinic, and spends most of his time at the hospital, or secretly hooking up with Tarn. And sneaking out organs and other body parts to give to the DJD.
Sideswipe:Translator and businessman, owns the building. Travels a lot for work, and can speak a lot of languages because of it. Usually, brings Sunstreaker with him when he travels. Dropped out of high school to pursue career, and it worked out quite well.
Sunstreaker:Freelance artist. Has illustrated for books and done animations, but loves paintings murals.
Skids:Still studying at university, has multiple majors. Gets perfect scores in them all. Could probably graduate uni early, but he enjoys learning. Has a job as a cashier to bring in cash for rent. Also roommates with Nautica, who's also studying and works as a cashier alongside him.
Fortress Maximus:Doesn't have a job yet, living off government compensation.
Perceptor:Scientist. Metallurgy and electrical engineering. Loves his job, and spends most of his time working.
Brainstorm:Weapons engineer. A literal Tony Stark. Wants to work with Perceptor, but gets rejected every time. Has also gotten kicked out for trying to sneak into Perceptors lab. Develops new and dangerous weapons, but keeps the most dastardly ones for himself.
Cosmos:Astronomer.
Waspinator:Unemployed. Hovers around and lives in the alley.
Soundwave:Used to be a part of Megatron's gang, but abandoned it as well. Now works as a computer software engineer.
Swerve:Works a bartender, trying to save up to open his own bar. Is failing, always ends up spending saved up money on drinks, video games or excessive amounts of junk food.
Rung:Psychologist. Most of his patients are also his neighbors. Likes to volunteer his time at public schools to lend proper help to struggling students
Cyclonus:History professor at the local university. Hates all her students. Scariest teacher ever.
Tailgate:Quit her job as a garbage woman, and is currently looking to either study, or find a job that doesn't involve cleaning up trash.
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If I missed anyone just pop them in my ask and I'll answer it :)
-If they have a set setup (more dominant/more submissive) or if they are fairly versatile.
Ratchet is a great switch, and so is Jazz. They will take over the Dom rolls depending on who has had the worst day or who needs it the most. Ratchet mewls so sweetly, and Jazz breaks completely, but that’s not the fun part for them, the fun comes in picking up the pieces and putting them back together when the scene is through. For them it’s all about the tearing down the walls to rebuild what’s broken.
-Who gives the best oral sex.
They would both say they did, Ratchet has spent the majority of his life putting mechs back together so he knows where all the pieces fit and just how to bring the most pleasure. Whereas Jazz has spent most of his life tearing mechs apart so he knows how all the little pieces come apart and what is the flip side of pleasure if not pain. And Jazz is an expert at walking fine lines this invisible little line is no different and pain withheld from the point of actual pain can be mind numbing pleasure - if your partner trusts you. Which Ratchet does, implicitly.
-Each member’s secret fetish/kink.
They don’t really have secrets from each other, secrets that they don’t let others know they indulge in - yes. Secrets from each other - no.
For Ratchet, it’s absolute debauchery. They’ve been known to change their appearance and show up at any number of sex clubs the elite have hidden throughout the planet. Jazz in his Dom persona will allow any number of mech to use Ratchet while the medic keeps his mouth occupied on Jazz’s spike, comms open just in case Ratchet needs him. Only once has someone ever tried to hurt Ratchet, and they got to find out why their jovial Jazz is feared by anyone that had anything to do with the war. They did not know who they were messing with. Obviously.
For Jazz it’s being tender, he needs to be reminded he’s worth something and not the monster most fear. When he hits his low points Ratchet will take himself off the schedule for a few weeks, and they’ll spend days lying in bed doing nothing but touching and stroking and kissing one another. Ratchet will spend hours making “I love…” statements until Jazz stops smirking at his medic’s silliness and tears are flowing from hidden optics. They’ll rock together, bodies entwined for hours, where all that is heard are Ratchet’s whispered “I love yous’” and Jazz’s choked sobs.
-Favourite position.
Ratchet would say any of them, but he secretly likes missionary, it lets him see Jazz’s passion for him and Primus can that mech kiss.
Jazz likes it when Ratchet holds him down. The medic is one of the few that can hold him for any amount of time in that position, that it’s Ratchet and that he does it by kissing him until he can’t breath is just part of the fun.
-Sexy nicknames?
Ratchet scoffed when Jazz first started calling him Babe, until Jazz explained one night while they were breathless in recovery from round… they’d lost count… that he really did think Ratchet was a babe.
Ratchet was taken by the Decepticons, once. There’s a reason why medics aren’t targeted, and Ratchet can walk onto any battlefield and mech will avoid hurting him like he’s Primus come to life. When he’d woken up to see Jazz covering in various forms of viscera and energon he’d thought he’d lose Ratchet forever, instead, the medic had called him his angel and the name stuck. Jazz fought it at first stating he’s very far from anything angelic, but Ratchet let him see the memory and the associated feeling and Jazz no longer fought the name.
-Something they tried that they will never do again.
Being rough, it triggered something very nasty in Jazz that ended up with Ratchet needing a few days off for a twisted strut in his arm. They were lucky that is scream brought Jazz back to him instead of sending him deeper off the edge.
-Who initiates most often.
Jazz, if only as another tactic to make Ratchet rest. There’s nothing better than sleeping after a fuse popping overload, or sex after waking for a cozy nap, or napping after slow processor blanking sex… you get the idea.
-Who is really noisy and can’t help it.
Ratchet, Jazz doesn’t mind at all. He’s more talkative, Ratchet is the noisy one.
-Favourite toy to use.
Those are more of a flavor of the month, as any toys they have either seem to get worn out or broken. They can’t count how much rope they’ve actually gone through, damn those SpecOps claws.
-Who cums the fastest.
Ratchet, Jazz takes it as a badge of honor to try and break their record.
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Perceptor/Ratchet - NSFW
-If they have a set setup (more dominant/more submissive) or if they are fairly versatile.
Perceptor is an extremely attentive Dom. He has learned to read Ratchet’s smallest twitch to give him exactly what he needs and what Ratchet felt would be too much of a burden to ask for.
-Who gives the best oral sex.
Ratchet, he loves to please his Dom, and Perceptor praises him so well when he does a good job.
-Each member’s secret fetish/kink.
Ratchet’s fetish is Perceptor’s targeting monocle, that his mild-mannered friend became one of the most deadly in any galaxy, but will take the utmost care with him is intoxicating.
Perceptor has always been fascinated with Ratchet’s hands. He loves to care for them, open all the panels, tend to all the microscopic tools, oiling the joints, greasing the gears, relaxing all the cabling. He could and has spent hours tending to his lover.
-Favourite position.
Ratchet loves to ride Perceptor, he gets to take what he wants and have the lighter sniper at his mercy, plus Perceptor makes the loveliest noises, if Ratchet is relentless he’ll even squeal.
-Sexy nicknames?
Perceptor can call Ratchet anything in the cultured purr of his and Ratchet would melt.
Ratchet isn’t really one for nicknames, but there’s a certain way he says Master and in a certain tone that makes Perceptor instantly hard.
-Something they tried that they will never do again.
Certain kinds of spark play, Perceptor will merge with Ratchet, and they have touched each other’s sparks but once Ratchet shocked Perceptor’s spark casing once and the flashback had Perceptor bolting from their berth not to return for weeks.
-Who initiates most often.
Perceptor where Ratchet is concerned he’s insatiable
-Who is really noisy and can’t help it.
Ratchet and he doesn’t try to hide it. He loves to moan and mewl and tell Perceptor exactly what he wants. He didn’t earn the name Party Ambulance for nothing….
-Favourite toy to use.
Ratchet would say all of them, Perceptor would say a spike sheath that allows him to fill up both Ratchet’s ports at once.
-Who cums the fastest.
Ratchet, fastest and often, and Perceptor has perfected the art of making that happen, usually as loudly as possible.
